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If the UP was
written by me
it would have
insane amounts
of ice dragons;
our mountaintops
do tend toward evilness.
For example, this one time
I sued the sky
for snowing
on cemeteries.
“Smith vs.
the Sky”
sounded wicked
and biblical,
but in reality
the sky
got really wasted
off car-factory wine
and forgot about
the court date.
Later, we smoked cigars
down to our fingers
and then I went
and played Counter Strike 1.6
with my friends, kind of hoping
she would pick up
the legal fees, which she didn’t.